The Glen Echo

Hammer time: Welcome to Kyle O'Connell's woodworking workshop

Hammer time: Welcome to Kyle O’Connell’s woodworking workshop

by F. Timothy Mountain, Copy Editor April 23, 2015

Part I: The Workshop The terminus of a narrow, wooden staircase in Glen Rock opens up to a small, subterranean room: At first glance, seeming to  be a warzone of vintage Nintendo systems, electronic...

A portrait of President John Kennedy.

Breaking News: President Kennedy assassinated in Dallas, Texas

by F. Timothy Mountain, Copy Editor December 3, 2014

GLEN ROCK, NEW JERSEY, 2014—President John F. Kennedy has been assassinated at 46 years old, leaving behind his wife, Jacqueline, and children Caroline and John, Jr. A 12:30 p.m. on Nov. 22, 1963,...

GRHS Theatre Company presents: Great Expectations

November 12, 2014

The Glen Rock High School Theatre Company will perform a stage adaptation of Charles Dickens’ Great Expectations, at 7:30 p.m. on Thursday, Nov. 20, Friday, Nov. 21, and Saturday, Nov. 22. More than...

The back of math teacher Michael Corby's head.

The Monthly Corby 2015 Edition: October

by F. Timothy Mountain, Copy Editor October 24, 2014

Timothy Mountain: Okay, hey, I’m here, with my friend Mr. Michael Corby, excited for a brand new year of The Monthly Corby. First, let me ask you, Mr. Corby, how was your weekend? Mr. Michael Corby:...

Power a corrupting force?

Power a corrupting force?

by Charlie Campbell, Andrew Grochan, Tim Mountain, and Jack Whyte October 3, 2014

“Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.” This age-old dogma, coined by Sir John Dalberg-Acton, seems to affirm itself staunchly in today’s ethically-conscious world. One...

Psych

Psych

One man’s journey into the minds of four high school students: for better or worse.
by F. Timothy Mountain, Lead Satirist April 7, 2014

DISCLAIMER: Please note that I am not, nor am I claiming to be, a doctor or professional of any sort. I am a high school student, and the conducted analyses which you will read about below are a part of...

Mr. Corby brandishes the fabled, omniscient

The Monthly Corby: January Edition

Welcome to the Monthly Corby! This week, I sat down and interviewed Mr. Michael Corby, the legendary mathematics teacher.
by F. Timothy Mountain, Lead Satirist January 27, 2014

Weekly Fact File - Hair Color: Brown - Eye Color: Brown - Height: 5’11’’ - Weight: ? - Favorite Color: Red - Favorite Food: Chicken Cordon Bleu - Favorite Sports Team: New York Giants - College Attended:...

Michael Corby shows off his dashing gray shirt for the camera.

The Monthly Corby: December Edition

Welcome to the Monthly Corby! This week, I sat down and interviewed Mr. Michael Corby, the legendary mathematics teacher.
by F. Timothy Mountain, Lead Satirist December 19, 2013

Weekly Fact File - Hair Color: Brown - Eye Color: Brown - Height: 5’11’’ - Weight: ? - Favorite Color: Red - Favorite Food: Chicken Cordon Bleu - Favorite Sports Team: New York Giants - College Attended:...

CRUD's members, left to right: Guitarist Jared Zahn, Drummer Bradley

Glen Rock High School’s CRUD is large and in charge

by F. Timothy Mountain, Lead Satirist December 3, 2013

I had the pleasure of sitting down and engaging in a little “back-and-forth” with the members of CRUD, Glen Rock’s own hardcore garage-punk band. Being a lifelong Crudder myself, I was already aware...

The latter journalism class, Period 8, is the alleged origin of the schism separating The Glen Echo.

Schism in The Glen Echo splits it into two separate entities

by F. Timothy Mountain, Lead Satirist November 25, 2013

Ineluctable internal struggles seated deeply between the journalists of Glen Rock High School’s newspaper, The Glen Echo, has decidedly split it into two adversarial publications: The Glen Echo World,...

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